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Pixel art of a man on his porch checking a supply checklist with his dog while cartoon zombies trip over a garden gnome
9chapters, from "uh oh" to "we rebuilt"
30-second quiz

How long would you last?

Question 1 of 3

The news says the dead are walking. What's your first move?

What you get

By Sunday night, you'll know:

Before

What to grab

A shopping list for your budget, and where to get it cheap.

During

Where to go

Stay or run, plus a shelter that fits your money.

After

How to last

Food, friends and a base that gets you through year one.

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Easy to read. Easy to use.

Short chapters, real numbers and checklists you can tick off.

The Long Haul§2 · Supplies

Water comes first

You can last about three weeks without food and three days without water. Plan for one gallon (3.8 litres) per person, per day: half to drink, half for cooking and washing.

Store two weeks of water before you buy a single tin of beans.
Tier 1 · under $100
  • 2 × 7-gallon water containers ~$40
  • 2 × filter water bottles ~$35
  • Plain unscented bleach, 6% ~$5
  • Rain barrel diverter kit ~$20
Purifying with bleach

8 drops per gallon of clear water. Stir, wait 30 minutes. It should smell faintly of chlorine. If not, repeat once.

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§4 · ShelterThe Long Haul

Stay or go?

Most people should stay put for the first 72 hours. Leave only if one of these is true:

  • The ground floor can't be secured
  • You have under 7 days of water
  • Fire, flood or a crowd is in sight
Shelter by budget
BudgetSet-upLasts
< $500Fortified home2–4 wks
$500–5KPrepared home3–6 mo
$5K–50KRural retreat1–2 yrs
$50K+HomesteadIndefinite
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The full guide as a PDF for any phone, tablet or computer, plus printable checklists.

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The Long Haul: the long-term zombie apocalypse survival guide